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Derp
Date: 2008-08-01 12:14
Subject: Art is over.
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Location:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Mood:nervousnervous
Music:I HAVE NO IDEA
I can hardly appreciate music that doesn't sound like a trashcan full of dogs and cats rolling down a hill, over-amplified and going through about ten pedals.

I dunno what it is but holy balls do I feel like a bunch of cat shit right now

I can't watch anything on youtube now that isn't a Youtube Poop.

EXAMPLE:



ALSO:



Holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Derp
Date: 2008-08-01 03:16
Subject: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Mood:ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I SLEEP

I AM TOO AFRAID TO SLEEP GODDAMN

AND I'M HUNGRY AGAIN

I ATE LIKE ALL THE TOTS TWO HOURS AGO

NICK LYDEN YOU CORPULENT FUCK DON'T EAT THE GODDAMN FOOD

STOP EATING THE FOOD

SHIT ON A DICK
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Derp
Date: 2008-07-24 23:12
Subject: I barfed in rage today.
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It was kinda funny.

But not really.
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Derp
Date: 2008-07-22 15:52
Subject: derp durp durrr
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hurr durrr
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Derp
Date: 2008-04-10 11:24
Subject: Ugh.
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Location:Oh whatever.
Mood:blankblank
Music:The sound of sniffing myself, I reek.
Raging like the fist of the north star, lately.

A few things in live make me laugh:

For instance:

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Derp
Date: 2008-02-16 12:35
Subject: I would go out tonight
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but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
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Derp
Date: 2008-02-10 23:37
Subject: Huh!
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So I was reading a friend's blog and she found this neat site where it painted a picture based on your mood.

I am/was ripshit pissed off today, but it came out nice.


Click here to create your own painting.


I need to listen to The Smiths.
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Derp
Date: 2008-02-10 22:56
Subject: Alright, alright.
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Up until now, all the posts in this livejournal have been DUMB.

They have been either "bawww Jessica" or "feelin' glum. A bloo-blah-blooh."

NOT ANYMORE

From now on, INSIGHT ON LIFE AND SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT IT.

I do what I want.
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Derp
Date: 2008-02-10 17:35
Subject: (no subject)
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FUCK OFF
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Derp
Date: 2008-02-05 21:57
Subject: Feeling pretty emasculated.
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I don't know what I did to be thought of as a gay dude to each of my girlfriends.

I'm just thinking about it.

Focusing on it.

And it's really bugging me.

I just kinda thought that having Susanna be all "because you're a WOMAN" to me would really help, I'm not sure it did.

Mm.
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